Matt here again...this is what happens when the wife leaves and I'm here alone. I don't like to swim in the ocean for a number of reasons. One in particular is the fact there's always sand in the car and you get sticky aftewards. Another reason is shown in this nice video of sea creatures found on the beach after the Tsunami.
EDIT: Even thou the last video featured a freaky creature, this is the one I was meaning to post. That'll teach me to not double check my post.
If you still enjoy swimming in the ocean after that video, I've much respect for you.