Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts

Friday, January 27, 2012

I think I might be tired

This is a conversation from last night:

Matt (holding a sleeping Baby Girl): I want to put her down, but I think she'll wake up.
Me: I don't know what that word means.
Matt: What?
Me: Uhhh... I mean, yeah put her down.

In explanation, I answered his question with what I was looking at (a word on a photography blog) instead of the answer I meant to give him. Have you ever been able to think about one thing while talking about another? I can... usually.

I think those days may be over for me.

Friday, June 10, 2011

Put some windex

Image from www.cetaphil.com
Funny story from the beach. My mom insisted that we go to walmart with the express purpose of buying some cetaphil cream in the tub (coincidentally we ended buying a ton of food too, but the main reason was the cream). Not in the tube, not in the pump bottle, the tub. She claims it's different and works much better than all the others. Any way, the whole week, my mother kept telling us to slather our sunburns in this cream and trumpeting it's virtues any time she could.

I, being the oh-so obedient child, put the cetaphil on my burns. And when I got stung by a jellyfish (in a rather delicate spot), again my mother cried out, "Use the cetaphil!"

Now, cetaphil on the burns didn't really help them feel any better, but amazingly, it did help the jellyfish sting. I continued to put cetaphil on my burns until they stopped hurting, at which time I became lazy (I mean, I'd burnt my entire body pretty much and putting lotion all over takes forever) and stopped using the cream.

The amazing part was, she was right! Our beach trip was over 2 weeks ago and I'm just now peeling. And instead of the color peeling away (which is what normally happens), it's just the top, colorless layer! Amazing! I got burnt, kept my color, and didn't peel for two weeks! I think I'm a converted cetaphil user. No more aloe for me!

And the whole time my mother was telling us to use the cetaphil, I kept thinking about the father in "My Big, Fat, Greek Wedding" telling everybody to use windex on everything. I laughed every time she brought it up!




P.S. - I'm not going to apologize for the lack of pictures of my sunburnt body, or the creepy peeling that's going on right now. You're welcome.

Monday, May 9, 2011

I laughed so hard I cried

I've known about this website for quite some time, but haven't visited it recently. I don't know what prompted me to visit it today, but I did I and for some reason, I could not help but laugh out loud at some of these cakes.This was one of my personal favorites.

Photo from cakewrecks.blogspot.com
I love how the Easter bunny looks like he might jump out of that box and kill you.

Monday, March 7, 2011

Why everything sucks

I love Craig Ferguson. Matt showed me this hilarious clip of one of his rants. Enjoy (but beware of a little foul language).



Sunday, December 12, 2010

Hilarious (but crude) dinner conversation

Matt and I went out to dinner after the Messiah performance last night and somehow we got onto the conversation of how if we didn't ever go to the bathroom, we'd all weigh 3000 pounds or something ridiculous like that. Matt then forks a piece of his meat, looks it square on and said,

"I'll see you later."

I about died laughing! Isn't it funny how funny potty humor can be? :)

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